March 1, 2025

Pacman Makes Me Puke

Pacman Jones

We have shared our thoughts on “King Thug” here at SportsUnderground before when we touched on his Titans suspension and other suspicious incidents he has been involved in over the last year. These stories don’t hold a candle to Pacman’s latest fiasco that happened in Vegas this past weekend. Pacman and his posse were in Vegas for the NBA All-Star festivities and decided to hit a strip club Sunday evening. They must have stopped at 200 or so ATM’s before they went to the boobie bar because Pacman and his crew rolled into the strp club with $81k in a trash bag!!! Now my first question is was it a Hefty bag because that is some serious cash to be carrying around and you don’t want the bag to break? The second question is how was he allowed to walk into the strip club lugging a trash bag full of cash? I’m going to go out on a limb and guess this strip club is a little shady and probably not right on Las Vegas strip. 😉 Anyway I digress! Pacman begins to throw large amounts of the money into the air so it can “Rain” down on the strippers. It’s a simulated effect of money literally raining down and Pacman does not want them picking the dolla dolla bills up until it’s done raining. Unfortunately the strippers were told by their handler to pick up the dough before it was done “raining” and this lit Pacman’s fuse with the quickness. You can read the full story *here* because I am getting nauseous just by breaking it down. The bottom line is professional sports has some serious thugs and we all are aware of this, but are any of them as bad as Pacman? He has got one hell of a rap sheet and it just grows and grows. Pacman has mad skills on the football field, but it is my hope we will never see those skills again. He should be booted from the NFL and he definitely needs to go jail. That’s where all his peeps are anyway.

Chargers Hirings

San Diego Chargers

The San Diego Chargers signed a new head coach today in Norv Turner.  I personally do not agree with this hiring at all, but what are you gonna do when it’s the middle of February and you are looking for a new head coach.  The bigger pick up in my opinion is former defensive coordinator of the Chicago Bears Ron Rivera.  Rivera was rumored in all sorts of NFL head coach openings, but let go by the Bears for some odd reason.  The Chargers decided to pick him up as their linebackers coach. 

San Diego Shocker

San Diego Chargers

It was no less than a month ago we wrote that Marty Schottenheimer was going to stay put with the San Diego Chargers afer much speculation of him getting fired. Schottenheimer had been feuding with A.J. Smith and Dean Spanos for quite some time and it seems nothing deep down has really changed. Chris Mortensen of ESPN has announced the Chargers have changed their mind and fired Marty after all. I think this is a terrible move by Smith and Spanos given the timing of the decision and committing to him just a month ago. I am a huge fan of the Chargers and just wish Schottenheimer was given one last chance because he has done very well in San Diego.

Dallas Cowboys Hire New Coach

Wade Phillips

After ten interviews by owner Jerry Jones the multi-millionaire finally selected his man.  The shocking thing is that it wasn’t Norv Turner as many speculated in recent weeks.  Wade Phillips is the new head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.  Wade has been the head coach previously of the Denver Broncos, Buffalo Bills and also been the defensive coordinator for many successful teams most recently with the San Diego Chargers.  Wade I hope you have fun dealing with Terrell Owens. 😉

Tony Dungy Makes NFL History

Tony Dungy

Big congratulations in order for Indianapolis Colts head coach Tony Dungy on becoming the first afro-american NFL head coach to win the Super Bowl.  I hope this can continue to break down barriers for coaching in the NFL and elsewhere because everyone deserves the same opportunity.  Hat tip Tony Dungy!!!

SportsUnderground.com’s Dumb A$$ of the Week Award

Rex GrossmanThis worthy recipient didn’t necessarily do something flat out stupid this past week, but I guarantee you he is feeling like quite the Dumb A$$.  Even before the Super Bowl started people were calling Rex Grossman the worst quarterback to play in the big event.  He also had at least half of the Chicago Bears fan base calling for him to be benched for good.  If you have these things hanging over your head you sure don’t want to throw two interceptions, lose two fumbles and have just over 50 passing yards through three quarters ultimately leading to a 17-29 loss to the Indianapolis Colts.  Rex you better have nine lives or else you will not be around to play next year in Chicago.  I highly suggest you lay extremely low or get a second home outside of Chicago for the next couple of months.

Super Bowl XLI Pick

Super Bowl XLIIndianapolis Colts cover -6.5 against the Chicago Bears

OVERALL RECORD:

NFL 11-5-1

College Basketball 23-9-1

NBA 2-1

College Football: 10-8

Chris Henry – Poster Child for Sexual Abstinence

Chris HenryMy name is Chris Henry and I am an extremely talented wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals.  I just got out of a two day stint in jail because I gave minors alcohol in my hotel room sometime last spring.  I should have served a lot more time, but the judge suspended 88 of my 90 day conviction because I make loot.  There is no need to become alarmed though because I will be back in jail in no time at all.  I live life hard and fast baby!

Tank Johnson Can Play

Tank Johnson

Cook County Judge John Moran granted a defense request for Tank Johnson allowing him to leave the state of Illinois due to his pending gun possession charges.  This allows Tank Johnson a defensive tackle for the Chicago Bears to play in Super Bowl XLI.  The charges were some of the most startling I can remember in my life when officers found three rifles, three handguns and over 500 rounds of live ammunition. Then not too long after the gun charges Johnson’s bodyguard Willie B. Posey was gunned down in a nightclub while hanging out with Tank.  The judge did tell Johnson to keep his nose clean or else he would face dire consequences. I hope Miami police are ready for the TANK when he arrives because with Tank Johnson you just never know.

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McNabb Not Happy

Donovan McNabb

I’m sorry, but I have to call bulls*$t on what I feel is a totally media hyped story rearing its ugly head these days.  If you turn on sports radio, ESPN, FOX, or other sports entities one of the lead stories is McNabb is upset with the Eagles which could lead to many new changes this coming year.  First of all, do we know McNabb is actually upset with the Eagles organization?  Secondly, Andy Reid and the Eagles are actually thinking of benching McNabb and starting Jeff Garcia next year?  I mean this is the same Jeff Garcia who couldn’t even hold a starting job in Detroit or Cleveland in recent years.  Finally, Philadelphia is actually considering starting Garcia?  Sorry, I had to say that again because to me this is complete bunk.  The only thing McNabb is mad about is the fact he had a freak injury on the sidelines and it probably kept the Philadelphia Eagles from reaching the Super Bowl as the NFC champion.  The Eagles will start McNabb next year or the SportsUnderground will spawn a new sister site dedicated solely to flowers and butterflies!!!  Â