I definitely wouldn’t call this dancing because in all reality it is quite disturbing. Joakim continues to do things that make me sincerely dislike him.  Get off yourself Joakim and more importantly quit the beating of your chest.

***Joakim Noah dancing video clip***

Basically if you give the rock to any of these players you will not be seeing the ball again.  Let’s give it up for the ‘All Black Hole Team’.

Guard: Rob McKiver, Houston   Dude jacks 10.8 3 pointers a game!!  Nuff said.

Guard: Trey Johnson, Jackson State    Trey averages 21.7 shots a game which is almost two more than anyone else in the country.  Trey averages 27.1 a game and you can watch him face the Florida Gators in the first round of the NCAA tournament.

Center: Kevin Durant, Texas   This kid could be my team’s black hole anyday.  Kevin shoots 17.7 shots a game and only averages 1.9 assists.

Forward: Reggie Williams, VMI    Reggie attempted the second most shots of anyone in the country at 19.7 per game, but is the nation’s leading scorer at 28.8 a game.

Forward: Arizona ‘Az’ Reid, High Point   When you play for High Point we will allow a little ball hogging, but 17.8 shots and 1.9 assists a game?

…..IS Lorenzo Mata.  This all Windex player is the heart and soul of the UCLA Bruins.  No one is more rough and tough down low and yet can look so good.  Congrats Lorenzo!

 

(this is 100% a joke, but will give one of my friends a good laugh) 

22-10, 10-6 in Big East, won 6 of their last eight games, beat Georgetown, UConn twice, Marquette, Villanova and Depaul.  You tell me how this team doesn’t make the Big Dance!  I don’t normally get up in arms about bubble teams being left out, but this one is a mockery.  I’m too pissed to write more about the NCAA basketball selections right now, but will have more on the NCAA Tournament later. Out!

Ohio State covers -1.5 against Wisconsin in Big Ten Conference Tournament Championship

OVERALL RECORD:

College Basketball 35-25-1

NBA 3-1

NFL 12-5-1

College Football: 10-8

Georgetown covers -2 against Pittsburgh in the Big East Conference Tournament Championship

OVERALL RECORD:

College Basketball 34-25-1

NBA 3-1

NFL 12-5-1

College Football: 10-8

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Bucknell covers +3.5 against Holy Cross in Patriot League Conference Championship game

OVERALL RECORD:

College Basketball 34-24-1

NBA 3-1

NFL 12-5-1

College Football: 10-8

Oklahoma covers +10.5 against Kansas in Big Twelve Conference Championship

 

UNC Tarheels cover -11 against Florida State in ACC Conference Championship

 

OVERALL RECORD:

College Basketball 33-23-1

NBA 3-1

NFL 12-5-1

College Football: 10-8

Could this be a year like the infamous 1983 National Champinoship Jim Valvano led squad? If that is a strech then are they more like the 1997 “Iron Five” squad who made it all the way to the ACC Champinship game before losing to the mighty Tarheels? The Wolfpack upset Duke last night in overtime 85-80 so these questions are abound especially with all the upsets that occurred in the ACC tournament yesterday. The Pack hasn’t won the ACC Championship since 1987 so this year makes it the 20th anniversary.

Air Force covers -8 against Wyoming in the Mountain West Conference Tournament

OVERALL RECORD:

College Basketball 33-22-1

NBA 3-1

NFL 12-5-1

College Football: 10-8