June 8, 2026

Archives for June 2006

NBA Draft Review

This is what I remember from last night, and why I no longer watch ESPN.

Stephen A Smith Blah Blah Blah…..I’m Captain Obvious….. Blah Blah Blah…..I’m loud and obnoxious……. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..I have the intelligence of a rock…… Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..Can I have a cookie?…. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..Do I ever shut the hell up?….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..Will I ever have a coherent thought?….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..NOOOOO!…. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..

And Stuart Scott, will you stop, JUST STOP with the SLANG! OR just use it right! Or better yet, act like you have a real vocabulary and stop with the “It’s just my baby daddy” shit! Holy crap. I heard someone else say it and it needs repeating…Stuart Scott has the street cred of Carlton Banks

Duke Athletics Gets Another Black Eye

I literally had no idea this was possible and can we please stop the madness soon?  The issues began with the ongoing fiasco of Duke lacrosse and the now infamous exotic dancers screaming rape to JJ Redick receiving a DUI because he turned away from a police checkpoint.  This time it has happened at the very top with the family of athletic director Joe Alleva.  Joe Alleva was out boating with his son JD Alleva this past Friday when a major accident occurred causing Joe a head injury that needed 42 stitches.  His son was charged in the wreck and refused a breath and blood sample, but three different officers smelled alchohol on the son.  Joe Alleva is down playing the entire incident saying it was a minor accident in hopes I’m sure this will just blow over. I am no saint so I’m not casting stones rather trying to point out where the problem lies here. There has been more issues with alchohol in three months for Duke athletics to last a lifetime and now this with the Duke athletic director and his family. You lead by example, bottom line.

Asheville Tourists Manager Goes Ape Sh#t

Asheville Tourists managerMinor league manager Joe Mikulik of the Asheville Tourists went off the deep end last night in a Class-A matchup with the Lexington Legends in Lexington Kentucky. Later Mikulik said the umpires had this coming for quite some time and he just couldn’t put up with their calls anymore. Check the link below to see the meltdown in action. This guy is a fireball to the say the very least.

Clip: Asheville Tourists Manager

World Cup Knockout Round

We have reached the final 16 of the glorious World Cup competition so now it’s lose and you are gone.  There were definitely some surprises to make the knockout round with Ghana leading the list of the underrated teams to advance.  Ecuador, Australia and Ukraine were other teams that played excellent soccer and surprisingsly made it past pool play. 

Today the first two games of the knockout round were played and host Germany kicked things off with total domination over Sweden.  German stud Lukas Podolski scored two goals within the first 12 minutes of the game and Germany really never looked back.  Sweden did have a golden chance to get back in the game in the second half, but Henrik Larsson put his penalty kick in the nosebleed section of Allianz Arena and Sweden was a done deal.  Germany won 2-0 and advanced to the quarterfinals of World Cup 2006.

The second game tilt featured heavily favored Argentina versus Mexico.  Mexico defensiveman Rafael Marquez scored five minutes into the game, but Argentina countered via Hernan Crespo only five minutes later to tie the game.  The score remained 1-1 until the first overtime when Maxi Rodriquez scored a phenomenal goal to ultimately lead Argentina to a 2-1 win.  Germany and Argentina will meet in the quarterfinals in what should be a classic battle. 

New York Knuckleheads

Larry BrownThe saga continues with the New York Knicks and Larry Brown and it probably won’t subside for quite some time.  As we all know by now, he was fired yesterday and replaced by Isiah Thomas after a 29-53 record in his first year with the Knicks.  New York had a payroll of close to $125 million yet there team was full of has-beens and washed-up rejects.  The Knicks have also stated they will not pay the $40 million remaining on Brown’s contract because they fired him due to just-cause.  Knicks management feels strongly they will win because Brown supposively didn’t hold up his end of the contract in many ways.  My, my, my, this is going to get real ugly and then we can look forward to an even uglier Knicks season this coming year! 

Wade Gets Wacky Again

Dwyane WadeDwyane Wade is averaging 40.3 points in the last three games of the NBA finals and each of these games the Heat have won. After being down 2-0 and looking quite helpless things have changed in a hurry for the Miami Heat due to Wade. Last night Wade scored 43 points the final one was a crucuial free throw with 1.9 seconds left in overtime after Josh Howard asked for a timeout the Mavs didn’t have to use. The Heat won 101-100 over the Mavericks and now have a lot of mojo heading back to Dallas. Dallas is quickly falling into a downward spiral with aggression towards NBA superiors for the suspension last game to Stackhouse and for what they feel are bogus calls by the refs. As I mentioned roughly two weeks ago, Mavs vs Heat, this series was going to be a special one.

Michael Jordan is Alive

It was no more than two days ago me and my homey G-Unit were talking about how Michael Jordan had fallen off the face of the Earth.  Then news came today Michael Jordan is now part-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.  Wha-wha-what?  I might be out of it, but I sure didn’t see that coming.  Jordan is now second in control behind only Robert Johnson who is the owner of the Bobcats and paid $300 million for the team in 2002.  Jordan will be the managing member of basketball operations after today’s deal.  I think this is an excellent fit all the way around and it will be very interesting to see if Jordan will succeed.  In my mind it never hurts to have the best player to ever play the game on your side even if he is in management.

Host Germany Wins Again

German soccer team

In all reality it is no grand surprise Germany the host country for the World Cup won their second game of the greatest show on the pitch. The shock was how well Poland played them today (easy now…no Pollock jokes) in what was the second game for each team. The German soccer team was able to cruise by Costa Rica in their first game and Poland was upset by Ecuador. All indications certainly led to an old fashioned German flogging, but it took the black, red and yellow until injury time to capture a 1-0 win. Substitute Oliver Neuville scored on a sliding kick off a wonderful pass from another sub, David Odonkor. A big win a close win, it sure seems to me that Germany is going to make a strong case for the World Cup Final on July 9th in Berlin.

NBA Finals Game 3 Preview

Shaquille O'Neal

The first two games have pretty much boiled down to the Mavericks playing exceptionally well and the Heat playing like S#%T. It really amazes me how out of sync and weak Miami’s superstar Shaquille O’Neal has played in the first two games. The second game he scored a putrid 5 points and didn’t even play the final 15 minutes of the game. In case Shaq isn’t aware, if he doesn’t play at the top of his game then the Mavs will absolutely turn the Heat off. Miami must play a lot better defensively against the perimeter play of Dallas and they have to get the ball in low and score effectively. Miami does have three games in a row now at home and they must win this one, but are they thinking in the back of their head only Boston in 1969 and Portland in 1977 have rallied from an 0-2 deficit to win the finals? We should find the answer to this question in quarter one.

JJ Redick Busted for DUI

Excuse me, but what the hell is JJ Redick doing less than a month, 2 weeks actually, from the NBA Draft, drinking and driving!??! I….I mean….What do you……That’s just stupid! I hereby declare that we will be awarding a SU.com Dumbass of the Week award. The problem here is, who gets it this week? Obviously, Redick would be choice #1, but then you remember just yesterday Ben “Kneival” Roethlisberger demonstrating his human torpedo act. Some folks just aren’t very smart. Leave us a comment and tell us who ought to be the winner this week!