This is what I remember from last night, and why I no longer watch ESPN.
Blah Blah Blah…..I’m Captain Obvious….. Blah Blah Blah…..I’m loud and obnoxious……. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..I have the intelligence of […]

I literally had no idea this was possible and can we please stop the madness soon?  The issues began with the ongoing fiasco of Duke lacrosse and the now infamous exotic dancers screaming rape to JJ Redick receiving a DUI because he turned away from a police checkpoint.  This time it has happened at the very top with […]

Minor league manager Joe Mikulik of the Asheville Tourists went off the deep end last night in a Class-A matchup with the Lexington Legends in Lexington Kentucky. Later Mikulik said the umpires had this coming for quite some time and he just couldn’t put up with their calls anymore. Check the link below to see […]

We have reached the final 16 of the glorious World Cup competition so now it’s lose and you are gone.  There were definitely some surprises to make the knockout round with Ghana leading the list of the underrated teams to advance.  Ecuador, Australia and Ukraine were other teams that played excellent soccer and surprisingsly made it […]

The saga continues with the New York Knicks and Larry Brown and it probably won’t subside for quite some time.  As we all know by now, he was fired yesterday and replaced by Isiah Thomas after a 29-53 record in his first year with the Knicks.  New York had a payroll of close to $125 […]

Dwyane Wade is averaging 40.3 points in the last three games of the NBA finals and each of these games the Heat have won. After being down 2-0 and looking quite helpless things have changed in a hurry for the Miami Heat due to Wade. Last night Wade scored 43 points the final […]

It was no more than two days ago me and my homey G-Unit were talking about how Michael Jordan had fallen off the face of the Earth.  Then news came today Michael Jordan is now part-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.  Wha-wha-what?  I might be out of it, but I sure didn’t see that coming.  Jordan […]

In all reality it is no grand surprise Germany the host country for the World Cup won their second game of the greatest show on the pitch. The shock was how well Poland played them today (easy now…no Pollock jokes) in what was the second game for each team. The German soccer team was able […]

The first two games have pretty much boiled down to the Mavericks playing exceptionally well and the Heat playing like S#%T. It really amazes me how out of sync and weak Miami’s superstar Shaquille O’Neal has played in the first two games. The second game he scored a putrid 5 points and didn’t […]

Excuse me, but what the hell is JJ Redick doing less than a month, 2 weeks actually, from the NBA Draft, drinking and driving!??! I….I mean….What do you……That’s just stupid! I hereby declare that we will be awarding a SU.com Dumbass of the Week award. The problem here is, who gets it […]