July 15, 2024

Top 10 Reasons Why T.O. is Having a Bad Season

After six games playing with the Buffalo Bills Terrell Owens has put up some less than stellar numbers. T.O. has 15 receptions for 215 yards which accounts for less than 36 yards a game plus he only has one touchdown. Everyone except Terrell knew he was declining in talent, but I don’t think we knew it would get this bad this quick.

Here are the top ten reasons why T.O. feels his season has gone awrie.

Don’t ask me, I just run the plays they call.

My reality show distracted my offseason focus.

You can’t expect me to catch passes if they don’t throw the ball to me twenty times a game.

Trent Edwards? Really?

I should still be in Dallas. I was great in Dallas. Jerry Jones said so.

It’s very very cold in Buffalo.

I miss Jeff Garcia…err I mean Donovan McNabb…err I mean Tony Romo.

Going over the middle is highly overrated.

The popcorn in Buffalo isn’t the same for some reason.

My hyperbaric chamber got lost between the move from Dallas to Buffalo.

Top 10 Tweets that Should be Sent @terrellowens

As we have mentioned Terrell Owens has been tweeting a lot recently so we decided to create a list of the top ten tweets that should be sent @terrellowens.

@terrellowens next stop: The UFL

@terrellowens that’s my quarterback. I love him. Until I go a game without being thrown to every play.

@terrellowens instead of taking a bunch of pills maybe next time u can ride over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

@terrellowens Jerry Jones called and he wants his popcorn back.

@terrellowens the city of Dallas, Philly and San Fran held parades in ur honor. Guess what? No one showed up.

@terrellowens there is a reason u are playing in the NFL’s equivalent to the North Pole.

@terrellowens Kayne West knows ur a good receiver and he’s gonna let u finish, but u ain’t the best of all time.

@terrellowens what’s the difference between u and a pouty a$$ bitch in a pimp hat and sunglasses? Nothing.

@terrellowens you should think of holding a football every hour of the day. At least then u’d know how it feels to hang onto the ball.

@terrellowens the only thing bigger in the NFL than your ego is the new Cowboys Stadium.

TO Isn’t Fond of Rodney Harrison

Terrell Owens shared some interesting thoughts again yesterday via his Twitter account, but this time he wasn’t cracking on Tony Romo. TO had some choice words to say about current NBC football analyst Rodney Harrison who formerly played safety for the Patriots and Chargers. Harrison recently called Owens “selfish” and a “clown” and I’m guessing after TO’s streak of 185 games with a catch was ended yesterday he wasn’t the happiest camper. Owens fired back via Twitter stating, “I could [care] less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game! Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U’re a loser & a cheater? Got any steroids I cn borrow? Hey rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!” Even though I frequently disagree with Owens I tend to side with TO’s comments because Harrison is complete douche.

T.O. Hatin Via Twitter

Terrell Owens decided to take to his Twitter account this weekend and share a thought about his former quarterback Tony Romo. Terrell’s new team the Buffalo Bills won on Sunday against the lowly Tampa Bay Buccaneers and then the Cowboys lost at home to the Giants so Owens tweeted what was on his mind. “Dallas just found out they had a T.R. problem not a T.O. problem !!” This was an obvious back handed comment considering Romo went 13 for 29 and threw three interceptions in the loss. I think it’s safe to say T.O. doesn’t love his ex-quarterback anymore.

Titans Fake Punt Video

If you didn’t get a chance to watch the opener of the NFL preseason last night then you missed an outstanding play from the Tennesse Titans punter. Yes, I said the Titans punter! Former Buckeye AJ Trapasso pulled off a stellar fake punt last night in the Hall of Game by going behind his back with the football and ending up with Trapasso entering the end-zone for a Titans touchdown. Tennessee beat the Buffalo Bills 21-18 in large part due to Trapasso’s fake punt early on in the first quarter of the game.

Forget Flutie Flakes

Terrell Owens is on one heck of a self-promotion spree these days even for someone as conceited as TO. We are all well aware Owens loves him some him, but he has really kicked it up a notch in the few months. The recently aired VH1 reality series “The T.O. Show” is just another notch in Owen’s belt, and now comes the news he has his own cereal. T.O.’s are made of honey toasted oats and they come in a collector’s box that features the prima donna on the cover. On the back of the box is a picture of TO in a Bills helmet pouring the cereal onto his face with the phrase, “Getchya popcorn ready.” Owens better hope he sells some cereal now because by the middle of the season when he is whining and giving Trent Edwards grief the fans will already be fed up. (no pun intended)