December 11, 2024

Top 10 Reasons Why T.O. is Having a Bad Season

After six games playing with the Buffalo Bills Terrell Owens has put up some less than stellar numbers. T.O. has 15 receptions for 215 yards which accounts for less than 36 yards a game plus he only has one touchdown. Everyone except Terrell knew he was declining in talent, but I don’t think we knew it would get this bad this quick.

Here are the top ten reasons why T.O. feels his season has gone awrie.

#10
Don’t ask me, I just run the plays they call.

#9
My reality show distracted my offseason focus.

#8:
You can’t expect me to catch passes if they don’t throw the ball to me twenty times a game.

#7:
Trent Edwards? Really?

#6:
I should still be in Dallas. I was great in Dallas. Jerry Jones said so.

#5:
It’s very very cold in Buffalo.

#4:
I miss Jeff Garcia…err I mean Donovan McNabb…err I mean Tony Romo.

#3:
Going over the middle is highly overrated.

#2:
The popcorn in Buffalo isn’t the same for some reason.

#1:
My hyperbaric chamber got lost between the move from Dallas to Buffalo.

Comments

  1. how bout?.. I stink!