February 25, 2025

Eli’s Locker Room Note

This little message was allegedly left by New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning after their week 2 victory over the Cowboys in the new Cowboys Stadium. The message was found on a concrete slab in the visitor’s locker room and is pretty ballsy if it’s actually Manning’s real John Hancock. Is there a chance Eli isn’t the stick in the mud he appears to be on a daily basis?

NFL Bet of the Day – October 5th, 2009

Many folks are calling tonight the biggest Monday Night football game ever. I suspect the ratings will support this notion, but will the game live up to the hype? Going with the Vikings in this one.

Vikings -4.5

Overall Record:

College Football 22-15 (this year) 127-106-1 (overall)
NFL 18-10 (this year) 121-82-5 (overall)
MLB 90-69-5
College Basketball 197-149-6
NHL 1-2
NBA 44-36

Top Ten Tim Tebow Status Updates

Unless you have been living in a cave with Osama bin Laden over the last week then I think it’s safe to say you have heard Tim Tebow suffered a concussion last Saturday against Kentucky. Since then it seems like almost everytime I turn around someone is providing an update on whether he will be able to play this coming Saturday against LSU. It’s definitely a big game considering Florida is the top-ranked team in the country and LSU is currently fourth, but I think we can do without the 24/7 updates on Tebow.

#10
Tim Tebow just finished guzzling a Red Bull, but it didn’t give him wings.

#9
Tim Tebow was spotted at a mall in Gainesville shopping for socks, but something still might not be right with his head because the socks he purchased were pink.

#8
Tim Tebow is still a virgin.

#7
Tim Tebow attended all his classes today so it was a busy day for the quarterback considering the three classes he attended were weightlifting, under water fire safety and the basics of golf.

#6
Tim Tebow didn’t practice again today with the rest of the team, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express recently.

#5
Tim Tebow told the media today he will definitely play football…again this year.

#4
Tim Tebow just turned down having sex with the 13th different girl today who offered.

#3
Tim Tebow had three balanced meals today and plans to do the same again tomorrow.

#2
Tim Tebow is even sick and tired of hearing his name on ESPN every other minute.

#1
Tim Tebow admitted that Superman doesn’t really wear Tim Tebow pajamas to bed.

NFL Bets of the Day – October 4th, 2009

It’s already week in the NFL season so we are almost one fourth of the way through the year. Looking for a big day today so let’s cash. Good luck everyone!

Giants -9
Bengals/Browns over 37.5
Cowboys -3
Bears/Lions over 40.5
Colts -10
Giants/KC over 42
Jags +3

Overall Record:

College Football 22-15 (this year) 127-106-1 (overall)
NFL 12-9 (this year) 115-81-5 (overall)
MLB 90-69-5
College Basketball 197-149-6
NHL 1-2
NBA 44-36

Top 10 Tweets that Should be Sent @terrellowens

As we have mentioned Terrell Owens has been tweeting a lot recently so we decided to create a list of the top ten tweets that should be sent @terrellowens.

#10
@terrellowens next stop: The UFL

#9
@terrellowens that’s my quarterback. I love him. Until I go a game without being thrown to every play.

#8
@terrellowens instead of taking a bunch of pills maybe next time u can ride over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

#7
@terrellowens Jerry Jones called and he wants his popcorn back.

#6
@terrellowens the city of Dallas, Philly and San Fran held parades in ur honor. Guess what? No one showed up.

#5
@terrellowens there is a reason u are playing in the NFL’s equivalent to the North Pole.

#4
@terrellowens Kayne West knows ur a good receiver and he’s gonna let u finish, but u ain’t the best of all time.

#3
@terrellowens what’s the difference between u and a pouty a$$ bitch in a pimp hat and sunglasses? Nothing.

#2
@terrellowens you should think of holding a football every hour of the day. At least then u’d know how it feels to hang onto the ball.

#1
@terrellowens the only thing bigger in the NFL than your ego is the new Cowboys Stadium.

NFL Bet of the Day – September 28th, 2009

Are you ready for some football? The 0-2 Panthers limp into Cowboys Stadium tonight to take on the 1-1 Cowboys for a Monday night showdown. I expect to see a hungry Panthers team to put up some points and Dallas is looking for revenge after their heartbreaking loss last Sunday against the Giants in the first game ever in the billion dollar stadium. Take the over!

Cowboys/Panthers Over 48

Overall Record:

College Football 19-15 (this year) 124-106-1 (overall)
NFL 12-8 (this year) 115-80-5 (overall)
MLB 90-69-5
College Basketball 197-149-6
NHL 1-2
NBA 44-36

TO Isn’t Fond of Rodney Harrison

Terrell Owens shared some interesting thoughts again yesterday via his Twitter account, but this time he wasn’t cracking on Tony Romo. TO had some choice words to say about current NBC football analyst Rodney Harrison who formerly played safety for the Patriots and Chargers. Harrison recently called Owens “selfish” and a “clown” and I’m guessing after TO’s streak of 185 games with a catch was ended yesterday he wasn’t the happiest camper. Owens fired back via Twitter stating, “I could [care] less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game! Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U’re a loser & a cheater? Got any steroids I cn borrow? Hey rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!” Even though I frequently disagree with Owens I tend to side with TO’s comments because Harrison is complete douche.

NFL Bets of the Day – September 27th, 2009

Week 3 of the NFL season is about to kick off. Let’s make this the third straight NFL week that we cash! Good luck to everyone and enjoy the games!

Dolphins +6
Packers -6.5
Texans -3.5
Bears -3
Saints -6
Cards -3

Titans +2

Overall Record:

College Football 19-15 (this year) 124-106-1 (overall)
NFL 8-4 (this year) 111-76-5 (overall)
MLB 90-69-5
College Basketball 197-149-6
NHL 1-2
NBA 44-36

Drunk Detroit Lions Fans Video

I would love to have witnessed how many adult beverages the spunky little brunette had before this incident went down at Ford Field. I know the Lions are painful to watch, but do you need to get this intoxicated to make it through a game? My favorite part of the video is towards the end when the crunked up brunette tells the cop she needs her purse, but instead throws a left-right combo at the man she was upset with in the first place.

T.O. Hatin Via Twitter

Terrell Owens decided to take to his Twitter account this weekend and share a thought about his former quarterback Tony Romo. Terrell’s new team the Buffalo Bills won on Sunday against the lowly Tampa Bay Buccaneers and then the Cowboys lost at home to the Giants so Owens tweeted what was on his mind. “Dallas just found out they had a T.R. problem not a T.O. problem !!” This was an obvious back handed comment considering Romo went 13 for 29 and threw three interceptions in the loss. I think it’s safe to say T.O. doesn’t love his ex-quarterback anymore.