Famous wrestler Chris “The Crippler” Benoit along with his wife and son were found dead today in their new residence in Georgia. At this time there are no further details on the cause of the deaths. Tonight’s WWE Raw was supposed to be a three hour memorial for supposedly deceased Vince McMahon, but tonight Vince made a speech in honor of Chris Benoit. This is truly sad news and as more details come about we will let you know.
Vince McMahon Dead?
If you didn’t see last night’s live episode of WWE Raw then you missed some serious fireworks. There was a full draft to determine which wrestlers would compete in either RAW, Smackdown, or ECW moving forward. Along with the draft it was also Vince McMahon Appreciation Night and it ended with a stunning twist. McMahon came out at the end of the evening for an acceptance speech, but coulnd’t mutter a word because of all the heckling he was receiving from the crowd. McMahon literally walked out of the coliseum with his tail between his legs and as he was entering his limousine it blew up mafia style. It is presumed that Vince McMahon is dead and the WWE fans are in awe. Click the link below for video footage of Vince McMahon’s limousine blowing up and all the other details around this shocking news.
Link to:***Vince McMahon news and video footage***
[eminimall]
Mike Tyson Alert
I’m off to court on August 2nd for drug possession and driving under the influence of drugs. Tyson had more of the cocaine on him than Tony Montoya did in the final scene of Scarface. This could lead to Tyson heading back home….err I mean prison for sure.
Wrestlemania 23 – All Grown Up
I have always been a big wrestling fan, but sometimes I am into the stories more than other times. I have been a little out of the loop the last two years or so until recent weeks when the “McMahon vs Trump Someone’s Leaving Bald Match” was announced. It will pit Umaga on McMahon’s side vs Bobby Lashley on Trumps side in Detroit in front of a Ford Field record crown of 80,103. The time has arrived and my wife and I are watching the Super Bowl of wrestling with full anticipation. I will keep you posted on each match and of course provide details on who gets their head shaved.
Aretha Franklin sang “America the Beautiful”
Money in the Bank Match: Mr. Kennedy defeated Edge, Fit Finlay, Randy Ortion, CM Punk, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy and King Booker
The Great Khali defeated Kane
Chris Benoit defeated MVP to retain the US Championship
Hall of Fame Inductees 2007: Jim Ross, “Mr. Perfect” Curt Henning, Jerry “The King” Lawler, Nick Bockwinkel, Mr. Fuji, The Wild Samoans, Joyce Farhat, “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes
The Undertaker defeated Batista to win the World Heavyweight Championship and extend his streak to 15-0 at Wrestlemania.
The ECW Originals – RVD, Sandman, Sabu and Tommy Dreamer defeated The ECW New Breed The Alpha Male, Elijah Burke, Kevin Thorn, Matt Striker     Â
Battle of the Billionaires: Bobby Lashley (Trump) defeated Umaga (McMahon) with Stonecold Steve Austin as the guest referee            Vince McMahon is now bald!!!
Lumber Jill Match: Melina defeated current Playboy covergirl Ashley Â
John Cena defeated Shawn Michaels to retain the WWE Championship
Â
Â
Tommy Morrison is Back
Two days ago we discussed Rocky caught with steroids and now comes another big story in the world of boxing. HIV positive Tommy “Tommy Gun” Morrison has been cleared to participate in a four round fight this Thursday night in West Virginia. Tommy claims he is HIV negative so there are no issues with him returning to the ring. I can think of one major issue which is the fact Tommy hasn’t fought a fight in over 10 years. I hope the guy he is boxing is a scrub or else he Tommy Gun will get embarassed.
BREAKING NEWS: Rocky busted with steroids
One of the best sports blogs out there Deadspin has news of our American hero Rocky busted with human growth hormones. I am so stunned right now I’m not sure I can go to work tomorrow. What is the world coming too? I need a beer….errr a huge liquor drink!!!
Mike Tyson Never Ceases to Amaze Me
Mike Tyson is stepping back in the ring after a long hiatus from boxing against someone with a detached retina. Needless to say “Iron Mike” isn’t exactly fighting quality boxers these days and is now stating he would be willing to fight a woman. Wait a second though Mike….Haven’t you been beating up women your entire career anyway?
Story: Mike Tyson