April 22, 2025

So Long… Fairwell….

You better have some longshots in your Majors pools cuz Tiger Woods has missed the cut in a major for only the second time in his professional career.

Woods made two double bogeys on the way to a 4-over 74 today so he won’t be playing this weekend at the British Open after missing the cut by one stroke.

Woods tried to rally, making birdies on two of the last three holes, but a chip from the back of the green at No. 18 came up short and he settled for par.

I am sure many of you have Tom Watson, Kenichi Kuboya, Brandon Grace and Anthony Wall on your teams so all should be well with your pool selections.

I Wanna Party With You Cowgirl!

Taurasi faces 3 drunk-driving charges

Mercury star Diana Taurasi faces three drunken driving related charges, including extreme DUI, for a July 2 incident in which she also was cited for speeding.

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Taurasi’s blood-alcohol level was 0.17 percent, or more than twice the Arizona legal limit of 0.08 percent. She almost exceeded the amount as points (22) she scored that night. Nice work Diana!

This is her third, YES I said third DUI, and in return the WNBA flexed their muscles and gave her a 2 game suspension today. I assure you she will not be behind the wheel of a car for about as long as Donte Stallworth.

By the way it’s Diana Taurasi Day against the San Antonio Silver Stars on August 1st and beer is only a buck so bring the kids!

Simona Halep Has Done the Deed

A little over a month ago we broke the tragic news that Simona Halep was considering having a breast reduction. Halep stated it was necessary to reduce her 34DD breasts in order to improve her overall tennis game. I’m guessing everyway she turned those mamma jamma’s just kept getting in the way. Today I sadly bring you the unfortunate news that Halep has carried out her threat and has gone through with the breast reduction. Halep has made a full recovery and is already back on the court training. Let’s all please take a moment to stop and pour a bit of our beer out for our lost homies.

Erin Andrews Foul Play

Last night Erin Andrews was hit in the face by an Alex Cora foul ball during the fourth inning of the Dodgers/Mets game. The ball struck the smokin hot Andrews directly on the chin and just a couple of innings later she was carted off to the hospital. No need to get to stressed out though because ESPN released a statement stating she was going to be just fine and would be working the MLB All-Star events and the ESPY’s this coming week. I don’t know about you, but this is definitely a sigh of relief on my part.

Nate Myles Really Had to Go

I think for most of us it’s pretty much common knowledge rugby players like to drink them some beer and party. I mean weren’t they always the ones in a run down shack at your college who were consistently throwing keg parties and getting so drunk they ran into walls or jumped off decks? Nate Myles an Australian Rugby League star definitely fits the mold of your typical rugby players albeit a bit more overboard than most. Myles has been suspended for six matches after being found drunk and naked in the hallway of a high class hotel. That is pretty bad, but the bigger problem was he decided to drop the kids off at the pool in the hallway, but there wasn’t even a pool. Yes, Myles sculpted mud right out in front of God and everyone. It seems he was sorry though based on his statement, “I am just very embarrassed and very sorry.” “I had a stomach bug and what happened was just a terrible accident.” That must have been one serious stomach bug Nate and I’m betting it is all due to the 22 shots of Patron you had that evening.

Fedtastic

Is Roger Federer the best tennis player to ever play the game? The argument has been brewing for a couple of years now and it will surely become more contentious considering today he broke the all-time Grand Slam titles mark previously held by Pete Sampras. Federer outlasted Andy Roddick 5-7, 7-6 (6), 7-6 (5), 3-6, 16-14 today in the Wimbledon Finals to set the record. In my mind there should be no argument because Federer is by far the best tennis player ever and that should be the end of the discussion. The man is only 27 years old and has won a record breaking 15 Grand Slam titles in his career not to mention he also previously held the world #1 ranking for a record 237 consecutive weeks. If that isn’t enough then also consider Federer has reached the semifinals, or better, in the last 21 consecutive Grand Slam tournaments which is a record streak spanning over a fiver year period. On this topic it is best to accept greatness rather than fight it!

Happy Fourth

I hope everyone is enjoying the glorious freedom we have in the USA because we are extremely lucky to say the least. Fire up the grill and pop open the beers because it is time to celebreate the Fourth of July! Have a safe and fun holiday weekend.

HAPPY 4th Timmy Chang!

Does the name Timmy Chang ring a bell for any of you college football fans? Chang from Hawaii was only one of the most productive quarterbacks to ever play the game in college, but like most quarterbacks from a “system” he never produced in the NFL. I’m not real sure what he is up to these days, but I do know he has been arrested on suspicion of robbery. Timmy was arrested from his home after a woman alleged her camera was taken away while she was filming a fight last month in Hawaii.

p1_changSupposively Chang told the woman to stop filming the fight which led to a struggle before Chang took the camera from the woman and threw it on the roof of a neighboring building. Chang has not been able to be reached for comment yet and I don’t suspect he will be until this blows over.

Joanna Krupa Times Two

Last week we mentioned how the lovely Joanna Krupa made TO her bi#*h on the ABC show The Superstars which was just the medicine Mr. Owens deserved. Today we mention Joanna Krupa because we just found out she has a freakin TWIN SISTER! Her name is Marta which isn’t the sexiest name in the world, but who gives a flip when she is smoking hot. Today I would like to toast an ice cold draft brew to the Krupa twins and then I’m off to take a cold shower. Schwing!

Joanna Krupa and Marta Krupa:

Joana Krupa and Marta Krupa

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One of the best in boxing is found dead

Former boxing champion Alexis Arguello, one of the best junior lightweights to ever step in the ring, was found dead at his home early Wednesday. The La Prensa newspaper reported Arguello was found with a gunshot wound to the chest and the rumors are starting to swirl around whether his death was a suicide attempt. Arguello previously discussed with Sports Illustrated in 1985 that he had considered suicide to escape feelings of betrayal and despair and there have been reports recently he had been battling serious bouts with depression.

Before Arguello no one had ever won the title in three different weight divisions. Arguello even moved up again in weight in 1982 to challenge junior welterweight figther Aaron Pryor in a tilt titled as the “Battle of the Champions.” Over 20,000 fans poured into the Orange Bowl to see an epic brawl that ultimately led to Pryor knocking out Arguello in the 14th round which today would be unheard of for boxers to go so many rounds. Arguello is one of the classiest fighters to ever step foot into the ring due to his upstanding character and demeanor. Rest in peace Alexis!