August 5, 2026

Pacman Can’t Compete

Pacman Jones

No no, not in the NFL because we know that is still a long ways away if ever again. The Titans had received a temporary restraining order Friday that prohibited “King Thug” in even appearing at the TNA “Hard Justice” pay-per-view wresting event tomorrow. A judge has allowed Pacman to appear at the wrestling event, but he won’t be allowed to touch or be touched, use or be hit by any object or anything else that could injure him. I don’t see these stipulations leaving much for Pacman to do, but if I know Pacman he will break the rules anyway because that’s how he rolls.

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Brady Banks

Brady Quinn signs with Cleveland Browns

Brady Quinn fell from a possible top 3 pick all the way to the 22nd pick in this year’s NFL Draft. Quinn finally inks a deal with the Browns after almost a two-week hold out. Brady Quinn agreed to a five-year contract worth $20.2 million and the possibility of $30 million over five years based on escalations in the contract. Cleveland guaranteed $7.75 million of the contract and for that I’m sure Quinn is pleased by holding out. Know will the Cleveland Browns be pleased with him?

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Calvin Johnson Signs Deal

Calvin Johnson

The #2 pick in this year’s draft has signed a six year deal with the Detroit Lions. Things were pretty tense the last few days about when the Lions could actually get Johnson into camp. I’m sure this is a huge relief to Jon Kitna since he predicted at least 10 wins this year. 😉

Pacman Loves TNA

TNA wrestling and Pacman Jones

When you think things can’t get any wilder with Pacman Jones he decides to kick it up another notch. Word is out that Pacman is very close to signing a deal with TNA (Total Nonstop Wrestling…I always thought it meant ti$$ and a$$) wrestling. Supposedly he won’t be actually wrestling, but he will have a major role in the storyline. At least the wrestlers of TNA don’t have to worry about his two special moves the “Pacman Bomb” or “Black Rain”

Bill Walsh Has Passed

Bill Walsh

The sports world has lost a great one today with the passing of Bill Walsh. The innovator of the West Coast offense and the head coach of the San Francisco 49ers for 10 years died this morning after a long battle with leukemia. Walsh not only turned around a struggling 49er franchise when he took over rather he turned them into a dynasty by winning three world titles in 10 years. May he rest in peace.

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Strahan Considering Retirement

Michael Strahan

May I ask why? Does he feel the Giants are going to be that poor this year that its not even worth his time to give it a shot? We all know he has a big career coming in TV gigs, but I think he is thinking of calling it quits to early. I find this quite odd and I was wondering what the SU.com peeps thought?

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Michael Vick: Beginning of the End?

Michael Vick

Roger Goodell informed Michael Vick today to not even bother reporting to training camp this week. How long is it until the NFL orders Vick to sit out the whole year? In my mind there is no way he sets foot on the field this year due to all the distractions surrounding him. Plus just think in roughly a year or so the main distractions he will have is who is taking care of his money and most importantly DON’T DROP THE SOAP!

Michael Vick’s Sentence

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Michael Vick Affidavit – SportsUnderground Scoop

Click the link for the copy of *Michael Vick’s Affidavit*.

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mike vick is a bitch….pure and simple…..there, had to get it out. my apologies to stonecold, but this asshat didn’t deserve a whole new thread today…now tomorrow…..oh yeah