March 3, 2025

Chicago Em”Bear”assed

72 DolphinsThere was two undefeated teams coming into to NFL Week 9, but after the one o’clock games today there is now only one, the Indianapolis Colts. The Chicago Bears no longer are undefeated after being embarassed today in front of their home town fans against the Miami Dolphins. Jason Taylor forced a fumble and returned an interception for a touchdown to helo Miami stun the Bears 31-13. Ronnnie Brown controlled the ground game with 157 yards for the Fish. It’s bad enough the Bears no longer have an undefeated season, but it was ended by the previously 1-6 Dolphins. I think the spirits from the 1972 undefeated Dolphins team were in attendance at Soldier Field today.

Game Summary: Chicago Bears Upset by Dolphins

Pacman “Joke” Jones

Pacman JonesIs this guy for real? Pacman Jones of the Tennessee Titans and formerly of the West Virginia Mountaineers is so talented, but he could care less I think. He has already been in tons of trouble and today comes announcement of a one game suspension handed down by the NFL. The suspension comes after a disgusting display of actions Jones took against a 21 year old this past week. The young lady named Krystal Webb reported Pacman for an incident at a private party last Thursday at a nightclub. The police report states that Jones became verbally abusive and “spit a huge amount of mucus on Ms. Webb’s face and hair, which she preserved for evidence.” Dude, I know you get mad at your hoes, but do you have to resort to spitting?

Story: Pacman Jones suspension

Chargers Take a Major Jolt

Shawne MerrimanShawne Merriman has decided to drop his appeal against the four game suspension he received from the NFL due to testing positive to steroids. San Diego has to know playing without this stud outside linebacker will be a significant downgrade in one of the AFC’s better defenses. Merriman was appealing the suspension because he and his lawyer felt he ingested a tainted supplement. I am a Chargers fan and love to watch Merriman play, but Shawn…you took a tainted supplement??? Yes you did and it was only tainted because you shot it on your A$$! Stay away from the roids because you are too good.

Story: Shawne Merriman

SportsUnderground.com’s Dumb A$$ of the Week Award

SportsUnderground.com's Dumbass of the Week Award

This week it must go to Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green. Denny allowed his team to completely fall apart this past Monday night against the undefeated Chicago Bears and blow a 23-3 lead in the third quarter. Green utlimately had his own meltdown when he went on a tirade in the press conference after the loss. Then he coached his team to a pathetic 22-9 loss against the previously winless Oakland Raiders who many thought could go through the whole season without a win. There is no doubt in my mind that if the 1-6 Cardinals lose this week to Green Bay then Denny will be fired as head coach during their bye week.

“New Mexico” to Play in Miami this Weekend

Marcus VickMarcus Vick was recently added to the Dolphins roster after playing six weeks with the practice squad. “New Mexico” will more than likely be a reserve wide receiver and also return kicks for Miami. I am by no means a fan of Marcus, but he does have potential to be an Randle-El type player unless he decides to pull a gun again in a McDonald’s parking lot.

Article: Marcus Vick

Tiki Barber’s Final Stand?

Tiki BarberThe word is that Tiki Barber will retire at the end of the year from the New York Giants. Tiki has played his entire career in New York and had close to 15,000 total yards and 62 touchdowns. I really respect a player going out on top rather than waiting until he withers away like some professional athletes. I think the one thing he might miss out on is the Hall of Fame. Read the article below for more on this topic.

Article: Tiki Barber

Justice is Served for Lawrence Phillips

Lawrence PhillipsWe might finally be blessed with no longer hearing Lawrence Phillips name in the news now that he was sentenced to jail yesterday. Phillips faces 20 years in the clink for his role in driving his car onto a field in 2005 and running over people he was playing with in a pickup football game. He hit three people who were all teenagers and nearly hit three more because his team was losing the pickup game. Lawrence…a pickup game with teenagers???  This is the same man who repeatedly has been accused of beating women while playing with the Nebraska Cornhuskers and Miami Dolphins. Have fun in jail Lawrence because it’s one thing you truly deserve.

Article: Lawrence Phillips

Green Bay Groupie in Office?

Green Bay PackersSandy Sullivan a 65 year old republican is in a race for the secretary of state in Wisconsin and letting it all hang out. She is the author of “Green Bay Love Stories and Other Affairs” from 2004 that details her sexual escapades with specific Green Bay Packers from the Lombardi days. Sullivan is referencing it every chance she gets even on her campaign website. She claims to be the old girlfriend of Packer greats Paul Hornung and Dan Currie and called them “fast, sleek and clean.” Can this really win her the race for secretary of the state? I say if by chance she does then they really are cheeseheads in Wisconsin.

Story:Sandy Sullivan

SportsUnderground.com’s Dumb A$$ of the Week Award

SportsUnderground.com's Dumbass of the Week AwardThis week it was actually a close call between Jimmie Johnson and Terrell Owens for our prestigious award. Jimmie Johnson appeared to take out Dale Earnhardt Jr. on purpose yesterday at Talladega therefore pretty much eliminating any chances of “Little E” winning the Nextel Cup. While we would love to give the award to anyone associated within the “Rainbow Warrior” entourage we can’t do it this week. Terrell “Overdose” Owens ends up taking the cake as the Dumba$$ of this week. TO after much hoopla and smack talk rolled into Philly yesterday as a Dallas Cowboy and laid an egg. Owens had no catches at halftime and ended up with 3 for 45 yards while his arch enemy Donovan McNabb went off for 354 yards and a big 38-24 win for the Philadelphia Eagles. Hat tip McNabb and thumbs down Owens.

Baby cause I’m a thug!

Albert HaynesworthAlbert Haynesworth of the Tennessee Titans decided it was time to show the world how much class he has in yesterday’s game against the Dallas Cowboys. After the helmet of Dallas Cowboys Andre Gurode came off on the goal line Albert Haynesworth decided to do a jig on his face. The stomp caused Gurode to get over 30 stitches and was one of the worst displays of sportsmanship I have seen. Haynesworth was ejected from the game and I hope he gets at least a four game suspension, but only time will tell.