March 1, 2025

Time to Fess Up Michael Vick

Michael Vick

This dog fighting ring accusations centered around one of your residence’s in Smithfield Virginia has gone on long enough. First and foremost it happened at ONE of your cribs. You mean you have never been there and/or didn’t question why there was a kennel of pit bulls placed behind it. At least two of your friends have come forth to state you not only knew about the dog fights, but you attended many of them. Neighbors of the residence state they have seen you at this house “you have never been to”. Now there is word of supposed video tapes placing you on the scene of these dog fights.

Your new coach Bobby Petrino has stuck up for you through all of this and imagine what an ass you make him when everything blows up around you, him and the Atlanta Falcons. Step up and admit to your transgressions or else this could really get ugly.

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Vitamin Water Commercials

These new commercials containing Tracy McGrady tossing sheep and Brian Urlacher and David Ortiz playing badminton are funny little diddies from Vitamin Water. Check each of the video clips below to see the new Vitamin Water commercials.

Brian Urlacher and David Ortiz playing badminton video clip:

Tracy McGrady at the Highland Games video clip:

Randy Moss Traded

Randy Moss

After months of speculation Moss has been moved out of Oakland. The New England Patriots landed Moss today in a trade for a fourth round draft pick. The Patriots have picked up Donte Stallworth, Wes Welker, Kelly Washington and now Moss in the offseason. It makes me sad to say it, but this has to be the preseason pick to win the Super Bowl.

Mario Williams Blame It On The Rain

It seems Mario Williams likes to “make it rain” too. Check out this video clip where he throws cash in the air for people to grab.

NFL Draft 2007

Can the Raiders really pass up the chance to get a stud like Calvin Johnson? This was a catch he made while a freshman at Georgia Tech and he has only gotten better over the years. Thoughts?

NFL Draft Bust Song Parody

This is good stuff!

Pacman Jones Open Letter

Check out the article below discussing Pacman Jones new promise to the Tennessee Titans, coaches, family and fans. He declared to all of them he is changing his prioritities by buying a full page ad in ‘The Tennessean’ Nashville’s newspaper. This is a complete joke and the only thing people should do with this specific page of the newspaper is use it to line their kitty box.

Article ***Pacman Jones makes a promise***

SportsUnderground ‘Back in the Day’ Clips

Jim Everett vs Jim Rome – F’In classic!

Mario Williams Likes to Drive Fast

I can’t imagine the Houston Texans would be too happy if they saw this video of Mario Williams driving like a maniac while back in Raleigh for the NC State Red White game. All I got to say is this is some crazy stuff and Mario your girl sounds more country than Dolly Parton.

*** Mario Williams speeding video***

Mario Williams lamborghini

Madden Football Curse

Madden Football

Tennesse Titans QB Vince “Runs like a Deere” Young will grace the cover of upcoming Madden 2008 video game. This means he will inevitably get hurt (probably before the season even starts) and the Titans will go 4-12 or so for the season. We have written about the Madden Football Curse before and each year it continues to come true. I don’t care how much EA Sports is paying you Vince you need to back out of this deal ASAP!