June 8, 2026

Archives for March 2007

Jurassic Park in the NBA

Kevin Willis

The Dallas Mavericks have confirmed they are going to sign a real life dinosaur to a ten day contract.  None other than 44 YEAR OLD Kevin “Velociraptor” Willis is coming out of retirement to play with Dallas.  The 7 foot Willis has averaged 12.2 points and 8.4 rebounds during his career and was part of the 2003 World Champion San Antonio Spurs. 

Underground Scoop

Sports rumors

Long Beach State 49ers

I have heard from an extremely reliable source this evening some SHOCKING news for college basketball.  Long Beach State will soon be announcing a new head coach for their men’s basketball team.  Keep in mind this University has had the likes of Lute Olson, Seth Greenberg and Jerry Tarkanian as their head coach through the years so they do hold their own.  The Long Beach State 49ers will announce Mike freakin Montgomery as their new head coach in the coming daysa year after he left the NBA and Golden State.  Montgomery is an alum of LBSU and wants to get back in the college ranks.  You can bank on this baby just like you could the “chalk” in this years NCAA tournament.  Snoop Dogg has to be proud about the news for his LBC.  Thoughts???

Final Four Fever

Joakim Noah dancing

We are one day away from the Final Four and you can almost feel the electricity in the air.  During these times the fans of their beloved schools love to have some fun along the way.  I tip my cap to the UCLA fans who participated in the thread below.  I almost started crying because I was laughing so hard when I saw some of the Joakim Noah pictures.  I know my boy DB will love this post.

Click this link ***UCLA fans picking on Florida thread***

3 Player Dunk

I have never seen something like this before in my life. Three high school basketball players dunking the ball at the same time.

Ugueth Urbina Convicted

Ugueth Urbina

The free agenet MLB reliever has been sentenced to 14 years in jail for attempted murder of five workers on his ranch in Venezuela. When I first heard about this story last year I was absolutely stunned to hear the accusations against him. Tales of attacking and injuring workers with machetes and pouring gasoline on them at his family’s ranch. Urbina has continued to deny being involved, but either way he will serve time now. I’m pretty sure ole “Ugy” won’t be closing games anymore in MLB. 😉

Barton College Comeback

For those of you who didn’t see (I’m sure it’s most everybody) the Division II basketball championship here is your chance.  Barton College made a miraculous comeback against Winona State who hadn’t lost a game in the last year and a half before this game.  Check out this video clip.

 

AP College Basketball All-American Teams

AP All-American Teams

First Team
• Kevin Durant, Texas
• Alando Tucker, Wisconsin
• Acie Law IV, Texas A&M
• Arron Afflalo, UCLA
• Greg Oden, Ohio State

Second Team
• Nick Fazekas, Nevada
• Tyler Hansbrough, UNC
• Chris Lofton, Tennessee
• Jared Dudley, Boston College
• Joakim Noah, Florida

Third Team
• Jeff Green, Georgetown
• Al Horford, Florida
• Aaron Brooks, Oregon
• Al Thornton, Florida State
• Aaron Gray, Pittsburgh

Pacman Popped

Pacman JonesThe fuzz in Vegas have recommended to the district attorney that “King Thug” Pacman Jones be charged with one count of felony coercion and also misdemeanor counts of battery and threat to life for the Vegas strip club incident last month. I think our post last month Pacman Makes Me Puke says it all and now it’s also time for the NFL to agree with me. I hope before the end of the week we get final word that Pacman will be suspended for an entire year.

SportsUnderground.Com’s Dumb Ass of the Week Award

Sergio Garcia spitting in the cup takes the cake this week. I personally along with other people I have played with have been quite liquored up on the course and I have still not ever seen this in all my days. Sergio should know better than to do something this STUPID.

Bristol Race NASCAR

StonecoldJZ and his lovely wife are heading to the big race tomorrow along with some friends.  I am extremely excited to see some of the scenes outlined below. 

Bristol Speedway wreck

drunk NASCAR fans

Dale Earnhardt Jr

NASCAR girls