Allen Iverson informed everyone today via Twitter that he has accepted a contract offer to play with the Memphis Grizzlies by stating, “God Chose Memphis as the place that I will continue my career.” Iverson will reportedly earn $3.5 million and the Grizzlies have scheduled a press conference for Thursday morning to make a major announcement so it sounds like a done deal. We thought this would be a good time to provide our top ten list of the other things God has told Allen Iverson over the years.
10. Rapping just isn’t your thing Allen.
9. Neck tattoos aren’t cool.
8. Talking about your one MVP season is about as interesting as reading the Dead Sea Scrolls.
7. What were you “The Answer” to?
6. Don’t hate on Mello he is just better than you are now.
5. You will never win an NBA tilte. Isn’t karma a beast!
4. You should never give up even if you are playing for the washed up Pistons.
3. Heaven isn’t 420 friendly.
2. $21 million will never be your annual salary again.
1. Yes Allen, we are talking about practice.