September 27, 2021

“This is Why Duke Sucks” Resurrected

It has almost been four years since we posted this hilarious Duke basketball parody entitled ”This is Why Duke Sucks”. Today seemed like the perfect day to bring out this classic since UNC travels to Duke tonight to reinvent college sports greatest rivalry. Even a month ago this matchup didn’t seem as enticing, but the Tarheels are on a roll and Duke has been exposed a bit. Vegas has the Blue Devils as ten-point favorite which seems rather high. Enjoy!


  1. Tarheels are just babies. Blue Devils just don’t play. What I say is don’t be jabbing your face to the elbow and babies want have to cry. Just a lame excuse to write a “you suck song” by someone at a fifth grade writing level.

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