October 27, 2021

Plax Playing Hookie

Plaxico Burress

The New York Giants have suspended Plaxico Burress for two weeks after he missed a workout Monday and didn’t answer any calls from the Giants. Drew Rosenhaus who is the agent for Plax said he missed the workout due to a family emergency and this is all just a big miscommunication. In the end Burress will only miss next week’s game since the Giants are off this weekend, but he will also miss out on over 200 G’s.

I have to admit I’m not buying the excuse conjured up by Rosenhaus because I think Plax felt like Peter Gibbons from Office Space felt about his job and just decided not to go due to a case of the Mondays. “I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore. You’re just not gonna go? Yeah. Won’t you get fired? I don’t know, but I really don’t like it, and, uh, I’m not gonna go. So you’re gonna quit? Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh… I’m just gonna stop going.” Can’t you see Coughlin being a bit like Lumberg??? Ummm yeah.


  1. You should know what you get when you sign Plaxico so I’m not so sure suspending him for two weeks is the best idea.

  2. i think the word.. Douchebag comes to mind

  3. Chris Gilchrist says

    Relax Giant haters. Plax is just a kid and the Giants own him we say jump he says how high. We are so deep in wide reciever we can kick ass with out him. When Dominick Hixon scores on your team you going to call him a Douchebag to?

  4. Plax is a douche and anyone that tries to back up such a lazy bum is one too. He has been trouble in college, Pittsburgh and now in New York. Grow up douche.

  5. What a talent, but what a jerk.

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