March 28, 2024

Rangers Romp

Texas Rangers 30-3

The Texas Rangers went the F#%k off lasts night against the Baltimore Orioles. The Orioles were up 3-0 going into the fourth inning when the Rangers decided it was time to get the offense going. When the game was over the Rangers won by a staggering 30-3 score. It’s the second-most runs all-time right behind the Chicago Colts [now the Cubbies] scored 36 against the Louisville Colonels on June 29, 1897. The Rangers hit six home-runs with two of them being grand slams and Jarrod Saltamacchia had seven RBI’s in the game. I got a strong feeling this EMBARASSING loss will not sit well at all with the Orioles.

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Comments

  1. What a nice game for the Texas QB vasquez. he Ran and threw for a score as well as kicked 3 FGs. meanwhile baltimore who jumped out to a 3-0 lead on a 35 Yard FG couldn’t muster anymore offense. I bet Texas 13 1/2 to the Over 31 and cleaned up.

  2. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Thanks God for those 2 field goals in the 9th to seal the deal.