Four-time Pro Bowl linebacker Joey Porter recently signed a $17.5 million dollar deal with the Arizona Cardinals that could potentially come close to $24.5 million if he is able to hit escalation clauses. Things couldn’t have been going better for Joey until he ran into a little issue late last week with the California Highway Patrol. Porter was arrested in Cali and was potentially facing three misdemeanors that included: assaulting a peace officer, resisting arrest and DUI. The CHP launched an investigation into accusations of Porter allegedly slapping an officer’s hand during the stop last week while he reportedly smelled like a brewery in a Taco Bell parking lot. Well, just when you think Joey could be in deep shihite news has been announced today that he won’t be charged with anything! Things that make you go hmmm.