April 22, 2025

Spike TV World’s Sexiest Athlete Award Spoiler

If you were prefer to watch the June 21st airing of the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards then you probably don’t want to read this article. The awards ceremony was held this past Saturday May 30th and we felt very confident #5 SportsUnderground Sports Babe Allison Stokke was a lock to win the World’s Sexiest Athlete award. Well, unforunately that wasn’t the case, and in the end a 21-year old Serbian tennis player named Biba Golic won the prize. While Biba is a very pretty girl we feel there must have been some voting shenanigans going on since Stokke didn’t reign victorious.

Biba Golic photos:

Biba Golic

Biba Golic

Allison Stokke:

Allison Stokke

Sharapova Looking Sharp

Maria Sharapova the #2 SportsUnderground Sports Babe is looking like her old self in her first major of 2009 at the French Open. Sharapova was the number one women’s tennis player in 2005, but due to injuries and possibly a lack of focus she has fallen to her current rank of #102 in the world. Coming into the French Open Sharapova had only played 3 matches all year, but she seems to have shaken off the rust at Roland-Garros over the last week. Maria has beaten two players ranked in the top 25 in the world and has advanced to the quarterfinals to face 20th ranked Dominika Cibulkova. We would like nothing more than to see Sharapova win her second French Open title, but it won’t be easy because if she can get by Cibulkova then she will more than likely face Dinara Safina the number one women’s tennis player in the world.

Simona Halep Just Broke My Heart

SportsUnderground Sports Babe Simona Halep as we have previously mentioned is an upcoming women’s tennis star who has all the potential in the world. That is all good and well, but there is news out now that Halep thinks her 34DD chest is holding back her tennis abilities. “This fall I’ll have a breast reduction operation,” Simona said. “The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play.” Those could be the two saddest sentences I have ever read back-to-back. Let’s hope Simona Halep comes to her senses and changes her mind on the possible reduction.

Two-Year Old Pool Shark

I know kids are starting younger and younger these days with honing their skills in sports, but this might be a little much. I have even heard of parents buying sperm from donor athletes so they can have the perfect specimen, but I don’t think most parents would be inteterested in acquiring a pool player’s sperm since most pool sharks aren’t the most healthy specimens around. Check out the video of a 23-month old hustla in the making showing off his uncanny pool skills.

Happy Memorial Day

The unofficial beginning of summer has arrived and that means barbeques, trips to the beach, nights on the deck and all the other fun things we like to do during the warm months. Please take a few minutes to give thanks to all of the past and present people who have served in the armed forces. Thank you for keeping our country safe.

MLB Bet of the Day – May 18th, 2009

Take Kyle Loshe and Cardinals tonight at home. The Brewers have been playing solid baseball, but I think St. Louis wants to avoid the sweep and a larger deficit in the NL Central.

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Overall Record:

NBA 40-32
MLB 25-16-1
NHL 0-1
College Football 106-92-1
NFL 103-72-5
College Basketball 197-149-6

Ernie Davis is rolling over in his grave

Greg Paulus has decided to return to his home to play football with Syracuse.

Yes, Im not kidding! The former Duke point guard will enroll in graduate school at Syracuse and try to make a comeback in football for the Orangemen.  I can see it now…Jim Brown will be having a press conference on how this is somewhat racially motivated.

paulusThe decision ends a month of speculation whether the one-time star high school quarterback from Syracuse would resume his football career.

Lets see.. over the last 3 months he worked out for the NFL, Michigan and now after Duke.. uh ha.. Duke said no Paulus ended up choosing a program gasping for air.

Maybe its because he feels comfortable paying in domes? Or he just likes the color of Orange? Whatever the reason this is a slap in the face for a once hallowed program. Hey UCLA needs someone Greggy!

Good Luck Chuck

This past Saturday, the sports world lost one of its classiest characters with the passing of former Detroit Pistons and the Dream Team coach Chuck Daly. Detroit reached the playoffs every year he was the coach and reached the Finals three years in a row plus he won two consecutive championships in 89′ and 90′. He also coached arguably the best basketball team ever in 1992 when USA swept through the Olympics. You will be missed Chuck!

Below is a tribute to Daly from ESPN.com

Mayfield’s On Drugs

NASCAR’s most unlikely suspect – Jeremy Mayfield was suspended indefinitely after failing a random drug test last week.

According to ESPN – Mayfield is the first driver affected by NASCAR’s new random drug testing policy and he says he took Claritin D, which is an over-the-counter allergy drug that contains pseudoephedrine, a substance banned by most sports. This along with a prescription drug caused the postive result according to Mayfield. NASCAR’s substance abuse policy administrator says, that that is not even plausible.

If Mayfield violated NASCAR’s substance abuse policy, then fine suspended him. This sport is way to dangerous to have someone hopped up on drugs operating a vehicle at 200 mph with 42 others people right at their side.

But get this, the drivers are not provided a list of banned substances. The NFL, NBA, MLB, PGA Tour and NCAA each make available public lists in their drug testing policies.

Dr. Charles Yesalis, a Penn State professor who has testified before Congress on performance-enhancing drugs states “That alone to me is ludicrous. That just kind of violates your sense of fair play. The drivers don’t have a union, but if somebody did that to me I’d go get myself a nasty lawyer. What if somebody in management or ownership doesn’t like you? They can use that as a weapon against you.” (espn.com)

NASCAR will not release what test Mayfield failed.

If it turns out that this is a “false positive” NASCAR will have to call the black flag on itself.

Magic vs Bird?..not even close

So you have the 2 best NHL players in Alex Ovechkin versus Sidney Crosby vying against each other in the playoffs in what is essentially the NHL’s Championship series albeit the Eastern Conference Semis and nobody cares.

The great game 6 matchup drew a 1.2 share which equates to ESPN’s College Bowling Championships.

4 years ago when ESPN tried to halt the NHL Players strike they intervened and made a statement of, ‘If you dont stop by this X date we will revoke your TV contract.”  Well the smart Players Association did not take heed and in turn lost fans, marketshare and of course the best TV vehicle on the planet.

Now and for the last 4 years the VS Network has carried these games along with the local FOX Sports outlets and a weekend game, in the mid-afternoon, on NBC while the other channels have PGA/Tiger Woods, MLB or Womens Beach Volleyball during those afternoon slots.

Dont get me wrong cause Playoff hockey eh is the best playoff sport on the planet next to NFL, but dont feel sorry for the NHL because they dug this hole themselves and have not apologized to the Sports God (ESPN) for thier wayward thinking.