November 23, 2024

The Fatttest Football Coaches

The top ten list of the largest most rotund coaches past or present from the NFL and college.

Number 10 Butterball – Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren

Number 9 Blimp – Phil Fulmer

Phil Fulmer

Number 8 Potbelly – Art Shell

Art Shell

Number 7 Chunk – Bill Parcells

Bill Parcells

Number 6 Plump – Romeo Crennel

Romeo Crennel

Number 5 Lard – Andy Reid

Andy Reid

Number 4 Gargantuan – Charlie Weis

Charlie Weis

Number 3 Roly-poly – Tom Amstutz

Ralph Friedgen

Number 2 Jabba the Hut – Ralph Friedgen

Ralph Friedgen

Number 1 Whale – Mark Mangino

Mark Mangino

Comments

  1. dexineffex says

    DAAMMMNN! That is hilarious StoneCold. The names that really got me laughing & matched the coaches to a T were ‘Lard’, ‘Chunk’ & ‘Jabba’.

    I’m tagging this one as an All-Time Great & Instant Classic for SU.