Wahhh..I’m 1 out of my last 24 at-bats. Wahhh..my ankles and knees are swollen so I pulled myself from the lineup tonight in Wrigley against Chicago. Wahhh…I want to break the home run record at home because I will get booed on the road. It’s time to get your head out of your a$$ Bonds! Sorry, my tourettes attack is over, but damn I can’t stand Bonds.