March 28, 2024

Oh Canada…Football League

I am going to start a rant here that I’m sure will piss some people off (specifically Canadiens) yet others will be in full agreement. I know there has been a FEW good players come out of the CFL, but it is really limited. Excuse the players I forget in the list of stars because the only ones I can remember are Warren Moon, Raghib “Rocket” Ismail and Doug Flutie. Is their lack of talent the sole reason they are willing to allow any and every thug suspended from the NFL? The two most recent ones are Ricky “Hot Yoga” Williams and Onterrio “Whizzenator” Smith. The Toronto Argonauts want Ricky a huge waste of talent and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers want Onterrio who has failed drug tests FOUR TIMES. This is the same league who has allowed other classic bums like R. Jay Soward and Bernard Williams because it’s the only way big names will play in Canada. Good luck Ricky and Onterrio…you will need it once the exchange rate drops your salary to something similar to mine. 🙂