If this isn’t the biggest white trash hoedown you have ever seen then I want you to produce video of the incident or else I won’t believe it. This home video shows what happened to a Redskins fan after he made a very stupid bet with all of his New Orleans Saints friends. The Skins fan bet that if they lost to the Saints that they could come over and have target practice on his 60’ flat screen television. He almost got lucky and was able to keep his beloved television until Shaun Suisham missed a 23-yard field goal that led to the Saints winning in overtime. Well, it didn’t take long for his country bumpkin friends to head over to the house with firearms and a lot of Keystone Light ready to take out the TV. I think my favorite Saints fan is the one who has the Saints logo on the back of his head with cut-off jeans over some Miley Cyrus printed thermal underwear with a gun that could kill an elephant. It doesn’t get much better than this my friends!
Archives for December 2009
College Basketball Bets of the Day – December 9th, 2009
We had an excellent night yesteday for college basketball so we hope to keep it up tonight. There are a lot of games to choose from, but we are going with just two tonight.
Kentucky +1
Western Michigan -2.5
Overall Record:
College Football 34-22 (this year) 139-113-1 (overall)
NFL 32-17 (this year) 135-89-5 (overall)
MLB 90-69-5
College Basketball 4-1 (this year) 201-150-6 (overall)
NHL 1-2
NBA 44-36
Mark Cuban Meets WWE
If you didn’t get a chance to catch WWE this past Monday you missed out on Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban as the official guest host of Monday Night Raw. In typical wrestling fashion the WWE guest host got involved in the action and Cuban paid for interrupting the disagreement between John Cena and Shamus. Cuban was eventually sent through a table set up in the ring corner by Seamus and that was the end of Cuban’s stunt. Is there any question after watching this video why the ole codgers who run Major League Baseball won’t allow Mr. Cuban to own a team? I personally don’t think there is anything wrong with it, but MLB wouldn’t even allow spider webs on the bases a few years ago.
Mark Cuban WWE wrestling video:
College Basketball Bets of the Day – December 8th, 2009
We haven’t provided many college basketball picks so far this year, but things are starting to heat up so this trend will change. I suggest you hop on these because they are straight butter.
Georgetown -3
Temple -4
Minnesota -17.5
Overall Record:
College Football 34-22 (this year) 139-113-1 (overall)
NFL 32-17 (this year) 135-89-5 (overall)
MLB 90-69-5
College Basketball 1-1 (this year) 198-150-6 (overall)
NHL 1-2
NBA 44-36
My Annual BCS Rant
Can someone please tell me why the Coaches’ poll is still a staggering 1/3 of the BCS formula? Ohio State head coach Jim Tressel voted Florida 3rd which was ahead of TCU, Boise and Cincy plus Les Miles on his final ballot slotted unbeaten Cincinnati 8th and the 2-loss Ohio State Buckeyes 5th. If we have to continue to put up with this extremely flawed system than can we please adjust the weight of the Coaches’ poll since some of the coaches don’t care and it’s even been determined they sometimes have someone else vote for them. These coaches eat, sleep and drink their own team and many times don’t catch hardly any other football across the nation.
Here are some other examples of how flawed the coaches’ poll is in my opinion.
> The head coach of Air Force ranked Florida second.
> Three coaches had TCU 5th and this is a team that went undefeated and had the third toughest schedule in the country.
> Two Big East coaches ranked Cincinnati 2nd, but seven coaches ranked the Bearcats 6th.
> Nine coaches voted Texas 3rd, and the head coach of Louisiana-Monroe had the Longhorns 4th.
> And in one of the most asinine ballots of all you only need to look at Missouri’s head coach who had three 2-loss teams ranked (Penn State, Oregon, Ohio State) ahead of unbeaten Boise. He also had two-loss Penn State ahead of Iowa and Iowa beat them at Penn State.
Coaches are going to vote on conference lines due to money they will receive on the backend so why even keep the Coaches’ poll in the mix?
NFL Bet of the Day – December 7th, 2009
Tonight we have the Ravens at the Packers and both teams are fighting to get in the playoffs in their respective conferences. Green Bay has been playing pretty well since their ugly loss to the Buccaneers back in early November in Tampa. Baltimore has been all over the place this year, but I expect them to get some shots on Aaron Rodgers due to the pitiful protection he gets from his offensive line. I’m going with the Ravens and the points.
Ravens +3.5
Overall Record:
College Football 34-22 (this year) 139-113-1 (overall)
NFL 32-16 (this year) 135-88-5 (overall)
MLB 90-69-5
College Basketball 1-1 (this year) 198-150-6 (overall)
NHL 1-2
NBA 44-36
Tiger Woods Voicemail Video Montage
I’m sure all of you have heard Tiger’s voicemail to alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs by now, but if you haven’t then you really need to get out a little more often. Jaimee Grubbs is an absolute attention “whore” (no pun intended) and is going to milk this 15 minutes of fame for all it’s worth. There have already been semi-nude pictures of Jaimee Grubbs leaked and now there is word about a possible sex tape. Surprise surprise considering it seems everyone has a damn sext tape these days. Here is a funny video spoof of Tiger’s voicemail to Jaimee with a nice little slow jam twist. I hope you enjoy!
D2B Final Week BCS Pix
Well we have come to the final week of my regular season pix of course sans the Army vs Navy clash next week. This week has already kicked off with Oregon winning the Civil War and punching a ticket to Pasadena. Just think in 2 weeks we have our first bowl game and then we slide into the ‘Most Wonderful Time of the Year.’
Central Michigan -13.5 v Ohio – MAC Championship
We start with my “Man Crush” Dan LeFevour who was just voted Player of the Year in the MAC this week going for the MAC Championship tonight against Ohio. CMU cruised through their division while Ohio had to beat a resurgent Temple team last week to win their division. Ohio lost only 1 game in the conference this year to Kent where the Golden Flashes had seven sacks, 15 tackles for loss, intercepted three passes and didn’t allow an offensive touchdown. The only other two losses for the Bobcats were to UConn and the University of Tennessee. CMU did not lose a conference game and only lost at Arizona and at BC, but they did win at Michigan State. Both Defenses give up over 300 total yards each game, but CMU has 52 offensive TD’s which is 22 more than Ohio. The Chippewas are playing in Detroit where the home crowd will be ready and the elements will not be a factor since it will be played in a dome. 13.5 points for a conference championship is a bit much in my mind.
I am betting Ohio +13.5 to cover
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Boise St -47 v New Mexico St
This is such a horrible game. Boise is always trying to impress the BCS bunch in order to show that they can play with anyone and beat them, but I don’t think this game will help them at all. New Mexico St has only scored 15 TDs on offense all year and will need half of those in just this game to stay competitive. That will not happen on the Smurf turf. Boise has scored 62 TDs this year while NMSU has given up 48 so you do the math. With all the conference championships getting all the attention this game is under the radar except for maybe the Fiesta Bowl directors watching. Look for Boise St on Senior Day to score and score often.
I am betting Boise St -47 to cover
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Florida -5.5 v Alabama – SEC Championship
This is the National Championship in a nut shell. Whoever wins this game is the early favorite in the BCS Title Game January 7th. The question remains is Superman Tebow going to beat a team who has lately looked suspect on their team strength which is defense and can the Tide keep the Gators from running outside the tackles and make Tebow throw outside not down the middle? Florida is coming off probably their best game of the year in a total domination of Florida State and have only given up 9 TD’s all year. Bama has only given up 13 TD’s all year and a scant 77 yards per game rushing. This will not be a scoring fest and may be a repeat of last year when Bama had the lead and controlled the game for 3 1/2 quarters only to lose the spread and the game in the final 8 minutes. I believe that although Florida has less offensive weapons than last year the Gators will win because they know how to win. I am seeing a 17-10 final with the Gators going to Pasadena.
I am betting Florida -5.5 to cover
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Texas -14.5 v Nebraska – Big 12 Championship
Other than last year’s blowout this game always seems to provide us a great drama and upsets. This year will be no different. the Huskers are an enigma. They should have beaten VTech back in September and they lost at home to Iowa State all by a total of 3 points. They did have a beat down by Texas Tech, but have regrouped since the Iowa State loss to reel off 5 straight including beating Oklahoma and doing it all with defense. With the help of All American Ndamukong Suh they have only allowed 13 TD’s all year and that includes 5 ranked teams with potent Big 12 offenses. If it sounds I am leaning toward Nebraska you may be right, but Colt McCoy is playing for the Heisman Trophy in this game as well as leading the team to a BCS Title bid. They are running on all cylinders on offense, but they have been playing cream puffs. The Horn’s D is only giving up 66 yards per game rushing while Nebraska relies on a balanced offense so it will be interesting to see who is really going to control the line of scrimmage. If Nebraska can score TD’s instead of FG’s then they have a chance, but if they trade FG’s to Texas TD’s this game will never be in doubt.
I am betting Nebraska +14.5 to cover
NFL Bet of the Day – December 3rd, 2009
What do you do to make the New York Jets versus the Buffalo Bills interesting? Well, you put some cold hard cash on it of course. Take the Bills!
Bills +3
Overall Record:
College Football 34-22 (this year) 139-113-1 (overall)
NFL 32-15 (this year) 135-87-5 (overall)
MLB 90-69-5
College Basketball 1-1 (this year) 198-150-6 (overall)
NHL 1-2
NBA 44-36
Tiger Woods Humor
Yesteday we received Tiger Woods website issued apology for his “transgressions” and we also learned of other women in Tiger has taken for a spin. The count is now at three women and I won’t even venture to guess where that number will end up after the media is done with him. I do think Tiger is actually taking the right stance in this situation by not addressing the media. This is a personal matter even though he is a public figure and it needs to be resolved internally with his family versus publically in the media. I understand he gets paid millions upon millions to be a public figure, but this specific situation/situations isn’t a public issue. Since there hasn’t been much humor on the topic of Tiger over the last week we thought it would be appropriate to provide some Tiger jokes. Hope you enjoy the jokes and make sure you play the Tiger Hunting video game too!
Tiger Woods Jokes
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. The cool thing is now he has a hole-in-one.
What’s the difference between Tiger’s car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. Guess he couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.
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