Maria Sharapova the #2 SportsUnderground Sports Babe is looking like her old self in her first major of 2009 at the French Open. Sharapova was the number one women’s tennis player in 2005, but due to injuries and possibly a lack of focus she has fallen to her current rank of #102 in the world. Coming into the French Open Sharapova had only played 3 matches all year, but she seems to have shaken off the rust at Roland-Garros over the last week. Maria has beaten two players ranked in the top 25 in the world and has advanced to the quarterfinals to face 20th ranked Dominika Cibulkova. We would like nothing more than to see Sharapova win her second French Open title, but it won’t be easy because if she can get by Cibulkova then she will more than likely face Dinara Safina the number one women’s tennis player in the world.
Archives for May 2009
MLB Bet of the Day – May 31st, 2009
The Cubs are 17-7 in their last 24 Sunday games and 6-2 recently after a win in the previous game. I think Sean Marshall and the Cubs get it done tonight in Wrigley. Take the Cubbies!
Cubs -140
Overall Record:
NBA 42-35
MLB 26-18-1
NHL 0-1
College Football 106-92-1
NFL 103-72-5
College Basketball 197-149-6
Simona Halep Just Broke My Heart
SportsUnderground Sports Babe Simona Halep as we have previously mentioned is an upcoming women’s tennis star who has all the potential in the world. That is all good and well, but there is news out now that Halep thinks her 34DD chest is holding back her tennis abilities. “This fall I’ll have a breast reduction operation,” Simona said. “The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play.” Those could be the two saddest sentences I have ever read back-to-back. Let’s hope Simona Halep comes to her senses and changes her mind on the possible reduction.
Why Would Someone Hurt Her?
Danielle Lloyd is the girlfriend of Tottenham (English Premier League) soccer player Jamie O’Hara and earlier this week she was thrown threw a glass table at a London night club. This might seem odd and out of sorts, but oddly enough this is the second time this has happend in the last month and the fourth time Danielle has been caught up in a vicious catfight. Two women were arrested in the most recent incident and are out on bail until July. It sounds to me like this girl really knows how to throw down. (no pun intended)

NBA Bet of the Day – May 28th, 2009
Lebron and the Cavs have their backs against the wall which would make you think they will come out fighting tonight in Cleveland. While I do think the Cavaliers will get a win tonight and take the series to Game 6 I do not think they cover the spread. Orlando seems to have the Cavs number and unless Cleveland’s inside game steps up this will be another close matchup. Take the Magic.
Magic +7.5
Overall Record:
NBA 42-34
MLB 26-18-1
NHL 0-1
College Football 106-92-1
NFL 103-72-5
College Basketball 197-149-6
Two-Year Old Pool Shark
I know kids are starting younger and younger these days with honing their skills in sports, but this might be a little much. I have even heard of parents buying sperm from donor athletes so they can have the perfect specimen, but I don’t think most parents would be inteterested in acquiring a pool player’s sperm since most pool sharks aren’t the most healthy specimens around. Check out the video of a 23-month old hustla in the making showing off his uncanny pool skills.
NBA Bet of the Day – May 27th, 2009
The series is all knotted at up at 2-2 and tonight we are back in LA. The Lakers are 19-0 all-time in Game 5 of a 2-2 series so for that stat alone I’m taking them. I do also think the Lakers will actually hit the boards tonight and the home crowd should push them over the edge. Take the Lakers tonight!
LA Lakers -5.5
Overall Record:
NBA 41-34
MLB 26-18-1
NHL 0-1
College Football 106-92-1
NFL 103-72-5
College Basketball 197-149-6
Lakers must get rid of the garbage to be the best…
The Los Angeles Lakers are said to have the best talent in the NBA, but I don’t know why people are saying this when they have stiffs like Lamar Odom, Luke Walton and Sasha Vujacic on their squad. As Charles Barkley would say, “these guys are Turrrrable.” Not to belabor the point but has anyone noticed that Derrick Fisher is old and can’t even shoot anymore?
The Lakers have only 4 players averaging over 10 points per game and with Lamar averaging only 11 points while sinking free throws at a 53% clip the big 4 is about as cheap as the Clippers top talent.
Sasha whose claim to fame is shooting from behind the arc is averaging a mere 37% from downtown and sadly enough this is actually much better than his 27% shooting from inside the arc. Vujacic is averaging a total of 3 points per game with 0 assists plus no free throw attempts other than a technical foul in Game 4 which he missed.
Now lets move on to Luke Walton because this guy is tanking his father’s legacy with every game he plays. Luke is averaging a mere 3 points per game, shooting 33%, grabbing a whopping 2 boards per game, and not even getting the free throw line on average once a game.
When only 3 of your starters are averaging 10 points or more a game and the bench is not producing then it is no wonder why Kobe is taking more shots and there is dissention among the team around ball distribution.
The key to Game 5 is easy if the Lakers will rebound plus Fisher and BYNUM come to play. Can anyone wake up this immature fool? Andrew Bynum was considered at one time this year a potential All-Star until a freak accident left him hobbled for most of the second half of the season, but c’mon. He is letting Chris ‘Bird Man’ Anderson and Nene kick his butt up and down the court.
If the Lakers don’t win the rebound edge tonight then it is game over and series over. Hope you have a nice day on the golf course with Lebron boys.
Mr. T Sings Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Recently we provided video of Denise Richards trying to sing Take Me Out To The Ball Game during the seventh-inning stretch staple offered at Wrigley Field. Well, last night Mr. T had the honor or throwing out the first pitch and also getting a shot to sing the Wrigley Field classic and it was as brutal as you would imagine. I do have to admit that when Mr. T stated, “I pity the Pirates Grrr,” I was amused.
One other quick point. I know the recession has been hard on all of us, but you know it is bad when Mr. T has to drop his gold. 😉