December 1, 2021

Don’t Vote for the Stache

Jason Giambi moustache

There is a day and a half left in the All-Star voting over at for the final two team members of the All-Star team to be announced. In the National League you can vote between Corey Hart, Carlos Lee, Aaron Rowand, David Wright and Pat Burrell. I think when it’s all said and done David Wright will get the final nod. In the American League you have Evan Longoria, Jermaine Dye, Jose Guillen, Brian Roberts and Jason “I wanna be a 70’s porn star” Giambi. Since growing the stache back in mid-May Jason Giambi’s production has blossomed along with a lot of hype from fans and media. Tomorrow night at Yankee Stadium they are even going to give out free moustaches to encourage fans to vote for him.

Yes, Giambi has 18 home runs and 53 RBI’s, but he is batting a paltry .256. I beg each and everyone of you to not fall for such a gimmicky promotion because this bum doesn’t belong in the All-Star game. Please vote Longoria!


  1. Is that a moustache on Giambi’s face? All this time I thought he allowed a squirrel to nest on his upper lip.

  2. ballbuster says

    With you here Stonecold. Giambi is a washed-up has been at best.

  3. Washed-up has been = Yankees roster

  4. Ahhh C’Mon.. there are 2 Dirtbags up for this.. so chose one of them. Also Giambi is up for Comeback Player of the Year

  5. I have no problem selecting Longoria Bruins1. I hope everyone else votes for this Dirtbag too rather than Giambi.

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