September 25, 2022

Chris Henry – Poster Child for Sexual Abstinence

Chris HenryMy name is Chris Henry and I am an extremely talented wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals.  I just got out of a two day stint in jail because I gave minors alcohol in my hotel room sometime last spring.  I should have served a lot more time, but the judge suspended 88 of my 90 day conviction because I make loot.  There is no need to become alarmed though because I will be back in jail in no time at all.  I live life hard and fast baby!


  1. Chris Henry says

    Wow life really changed for me. I now focus on my God given abilities on Sundays and tear up opposing defenses as the best 3rd receiver in the league.