I just read some of the most random news I have come across in quite some time. Martina Hingis is retiring from tennis due to a positive drug test result from Wimbledon. She denies the test results, but doesn’t feel like fighting the outcome because it could take a long time to clear her name. Ummmm….bullshit! Coke doesn’t just hop into your system Martina so next time make sure you blame it on Britney.

I suggest you think about this one hard because it isn’t easy. #11 Daniela Hantuchova might be the toughest one yet to judge so we are serving up three pictures rather than two. Picture 1 and 3 makes us think SMOKIN, but we are going with BROKEN based on picture 2. Thoughts?

Elena Dementieva?

Do you remember Wanda played by Jamie Foxx in the show ‘In Living Color’? Serena Williams is a spitting image when she wears her blonde wig and gets dolled up.

We have decided to start our own little version of Hot or Not here at SportsUnderground.com. We like to call it ‘Smokin or Broken’ and Jelena Jankovic is the first installment. We think she is smokin, but in a weird way we can see how some might consider her broken. Thoughts?

I really struggle with this simple question. This month Serena Williams is baring it all in Jane magazine and here is a sample of the photos. Please chime in and let me know what you think.

Click here for *Serena nude*

Roger Federer won his fifth straight Wimbledon title today against Rafael Nadal. Federer ties the record of five in a row at Wimbledon set by Bjorn Bjorg in the 70’s. Even if you don’t like tennis you should take notice of what a huge star Roger Federer truly is in professional sports.

Ana Ivanovic         

      VS

Venus Williams

Justine Henin

     VS

Marion Bartoli

Maria lost today to Venus Williams at Wimbledon in the round of 16.  Sharapova could never get on track and lost in straight sets 6-1 6-3.  We still love ya Maria.

One of our top 10 sports babes Maria Sharapova was smoked today at the French Open 6-2 6-1. The young lady who won is named Ana Ivanovic and is she a delight to look at or what? I can’t wait for the French Open ladies final tomorrow when she takes on Justin Henin.