The hits just keep on coming in respect to Roger Clemens kids. Today comes news that Roger has also slept with John Daly’s ex-wife Paulette Dean Daly previously along with the previously released Mindy McCready. First, off do you know many girls named Paulette who are hot? Secondly, take a look at the pictures below and tell me which one you would prefer to bed.

Paulette Dean Daly

Mindy McCready

Debbie Clemens

Things have been very quiet recently around the Clemens camp, but today comes SHOCKING news. Roger Clemens supposedly had a decade long affair with country western singer Mindy McCready which dates back to when McCready was 15 years old. Yes, FIFTEEN years old. Now these are currently only allegations, but if confirmed true this blows away the steroids episode associated with the Rocket. In all reality, his career is already tarnished forever, but now his character comes into question. It’s one thing to have an affair, but it is something totally different to take that step with a 15 year old girl. Sit tight because this could get interesting.

“Man I’m good…I think everyone believes my convoluted, baffling, complex, confused, elaborate, impenetrable, intricate, involved, labyrinthine, perplexing, puzzling, serpentine, tangled, tortuous story. Heck I even I had some of the Congressmen asking me about the Hall of Fame today.”

Tomorrow brings a Congressional hearing that now revolves around these two delinquents when it was supposed to be more of a follow up to the Mitchell Report as a whole. The media circus that now engulfs Brian “Syringe Stockpiler” McNamee against Roger “I eat steroids for breakfast” Clemens will come to a climax in the morning. Chuck Knoblauch nor Andy Pettite and even Kirk “American Steroids Gangster” will be attending this hearing after previously being scheduled so that only leaves Clemens and McNamee. I truly hope something comes out of the hearing, but I think there is actually a better chance of peace in the Middle East in the near future rather than finalization of this fiasco. The thing that frustrates me the most is that Clemens is the one lying, but can his lobbying and conniving pull through?

There is going to be seven starting pitchers today in the Major Leagues over the age of 40. This will break the MLB record set just last week when there were six starters over 40 taking the mound in the same day. Roger Clemens, John Smoltz, Greg Maddux, Jamie Moyer, Kenny Rogers, Tom Glavine, and Woody Williams all get the starting nod today for their respective team. Each of these guys are role models for all up and coming professional baseball players.

I have to think this is the song George Steinbrenner and Brian Cashman are whistling today after picking up ‘All Millenium’ pitcher Roger Clemens. Roger will make an astounding $28 million dollars to pitch for the New York Yankees for roughly a four to five month period. Clemens announced his signing yesterday at Yankee Stadium during the game between the Yankees and Mariners. The Rocket is expected to make his first start in the next three to four weeks.

The Yankees are currently 14-15 and 5.5 games behind the Boston Red Sox for first place in the AL East. Let’s not forget Clemens was part of the World Series champs of 1999 and 2000 with the Yanks. Does this turn their season around?

Roger Clemens just hit black gold aka Texas tea yesterday with the Houston Astros. The two came to an agreement for Clemens to pitch the rest of the year for $22 million. I was shocked initially because he didn’t sign with the Red Sox or Yankees, but more shocked at the price tag. The Astros do NOT have a chance at the World Series and in my opinion will be lucky to make the playoffs. Their offense is down right atrocious and they have marginal picthing at best. I know Roger is the biggest thing going and he will help the Astros, but the cost to get him and supporting cast around him do not add up. Clemens will be very happy with his bank account after the season and that will be about it! The Astros on the other hand will regret making this deal in the long run.