Maria Sharapova has won her first 14 matches of 2008 thus leading to winning her second straight title this year. Sharapova won the Australian Open earlier this year and today she won the Qatar Open after beating unseeded Vera Zvonareva 6-1, 2-6, 6-0. Along with the Qatar Open trophy Maria won an astounding $414,000. Damn, that is enough cabbage to blow anyones skirt up.

In the battle of the beauties Maria Sharapova dominated Ana Ivanovic in straight sets 7-5, 6-3 to win the Australian Open yesterday. Sharapova didn’t lost a single set in the tournament and was head and shoulders the best player in the tourney. I expect Maria to win at least one more Grand Slam this year if she can keep up the command she displayed the last two weeks.

This is an epic fourth round match of hotty central in the Australian Open. We like Elena, but let there be no doubt we want Maria Sharapova to win the match.

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Check out this video clip to hear what an announcer at the Australian Open thought about Venus Williams derriere and the buzz it caused afterwards. For the record, SportsUnderground.com does agree Venus has much junk in her trunk.

The thicker and more mighty Serena Williams overpowered Maria Sharapova 6-1 6-2 last night in the Australian Open Final. Serena was ranked #81 before this tournament, but came into the Australian Open with a head of steam and destroyed the competition. The precious Maria Sharapova fell, but became the #1 ranked women’s player in the world after her excellent showing.

The real question is does the WTA Tour test for performance enhancing drugs? I mean Serena Williams looks like she is on a healthy diet of steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner with animal adrenaline for dessert. I think it might be time to start the investigation.  

The lovely Sharapova became the first Russian woman to make the Australian Open Final early this morning after she made short work of Kim Clijsters. Maria won 6-4 6-2 and will face Serena Williams in the final. Serena is currently unseeded, but she has won this main event twice and is back to her old game in this Australian Open.

Sharapova will face Kim Clijsters in the semifinals of the Australian Open.  This is more of an opportunity to show a picture of such a lovely specimen.  Go Maria!