This is what I remember from last night, and why I no longer watch ESPN.

Blah Blah Blah…..I’m Captain Obvious….. Blah Blah Blah…..I’m loud and obnoxious……. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..I have the intelligence of a rock…… Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..Can I have a cookie?…. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..Do I ever shut the hell up?….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..Will I ever have a coherent thought?….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..NOOOOO!…. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah….. Blah Blah Blah…..

And Stuart Scott, will you stop, JUST STOP with the SLANG! OR just use it right! Or better yet, act like you have a real vocabulary and stop with the “It’s just my baby daddy” shit! Holy crap. I heard someone else say it and it needs repeating…Stuart Scott has the street cred of Carlton Banks